Information on the Rapper Edit
Lucille Désirée Ball was born on August 6, 1911, and was an American actress, comedian, model, film-studio executive, and producer. She was best known as the star of the self-produced sitcoms I Love Lucy, The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life with Lucy.
Ball's career began in 1929 when she landed work as a model. Shortly thereafter, she began her performing career on Broadway using the stage names Diane Belmont and Dianne Belmont. She met Cuban bandleader Desi Arnaz, and the two eloped in November 1940. In the 1950s, Ball ventured into television. Ball and Arnaz divorced in May 1960, and she married comedian Gary Morton in 1961.
In 1962, Ball became the first woman to run a major television studio, Desilu Productions, which produced many popular television series, including Mission: Impossible and Star Trek. She appeared in films and television for the rest of her career until her death in April 1989 from an abdominal aortic dissection at the age of 77.
Verse 1 Edit
Oh my! Is it time to rap? Well, Let’s give it a whirl!
It’s the Dork from Ork vs. the Vitameatavegamin girl!
Comedy is the best medicine, unless Patch Adams is prescribing it!
I’ll smack you like a Stone Pillow with the disses I spit!
Robin, Look Who’s Laughing… Exactly! Nobody.
Because being funny isn’t your cup of tea.
We're both in the hall of fame, but i'm the real star.
I don't even know why you're rapping, it's truly bizarre.
But Robin, darling, It’s certainly not your fault…
That the only way you could win is by default! (OH!)
Verse 2 Edit
You're right, I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
This isn’t the only time you’ve dug your own grave.
I Nanu Na-knew it’ll be easy to beat you!
I mean, seriously, you were in Ferngully 2! (Ooh)
I’ll give John Keating a hell of a beating.
But he isn’t the only one I’m defeating.
Don’t let this rub you the wrong way, but you aren’t free
You’ll still answer some wishes, Genie, but only for me.
Verse 3 Edit
Oh, Robin, what can you do to me? People love Lucy!
Much unlike people like you in your second movies. (Ooh!)
Your style's so old, it belongs with Teddy Roosevelt!
If comedy was karate, I’d have a damn black belt! (Hyah!)